Unfortunately, everything is cancelled. Fortunately, we have a list of unique socially distant activities to enjoy this long weekend.
Solo Easter Egg Hunt.
Step 1:Â
Thursday night, get unbelievably (but safely) stoned.
Step 2:Â
Hide treats all around the house.
Step 3:Â
Fall into an inevitable weed fuelled slumber.
Step 4:
Wake up anywhere between Friday to Sunday and spend the rest of your weekend hunting for the treats your stoned ass left you to find.
Note: We do not hold ourselves responsible for anything your âstoned assâ interprets as credible future treats or acceptable hiding spots.
Warning: in practice, oneâs âstoned assâ may interpret treats as:
- A full jar of peanut butter
- McCainâs Deep Nâ Delicious Cake (not hidden in freezer)
- Several hardboiled eggs
- Mini chocolate chips that you will continue to find for years after this weekend
Watch award-winning SXSW short films for free.
https://mailchimp.com/presents/sxsw/
Unfortunately, SXSW is cancelled. Fortunately, art isnât. The good news for you is that you can spend all weekend watching some amazing independent content because SXSW released all their short films for free.
You might be thinking itâs a bit weird to watch movies on Mailchimp, but these guys are already lightyears ahead of Netflix â they have a shuffle feature.
Take the family to Canadaâs Wonderland.
Behold, the pinnacle of VR technology. Canadaâs Wonderland has created full 360 experiences of their famous rides so you can enjoy them from your couch.
Noticeable omissions from the quintessential immersive Canadaâs Wonderland experience:
- Children crying
- Spilled ice cream
- Bird droppings ruining your gift shop shirt
- Heatstroke
- Back pain from standing in line
Whatâs more rewarding than painting eggs all day? Seriously, you can make them look like tie-dye, little people or write a cute message on them.Â
Andrew Lloyd Webber Musicals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpO4ohqx3os
We can all forget the fever dream mess that was Cats: The Movie and remember that musicals are best when done in the moment, on stage and live. Even though itâs behind a screen you can still enjoy the nuances of the actors and passion of the performances.
Cirque du Soleil 60 minute special.
Get real weird this weekend with a front-row seat to the worldâs coolest circus and a some edibles. The best part? No one is going to judge you for laughing uncontrollably at the terrifying accordion clown.
Donât eat peeps.
We know what youâre thinking, âOh, arenât those an Easter staple? I used to love those a kid!â. Nope. Youâre wrong. Your tastebuds have deceived your memory.
Your weekend will become worse by eating them. They have a weird texture, a gross taste and an unnatural yellow tint.
Please donât eat peeps this weekend, not for us, but for yourself.